I never thought I’d say this
but I’m so damn annoyed with the web for knowing me so well
For suggesting ads and articles that perfectly align with my mental location and cursory thoughts of the day
It was cute at first, but now I’m just paranoid
How does it know I was just talking about this? Is it always listening? How does it know what I’m thinking, too? Am I that predictable? Unoriginal? Can you recommend me something I don’t know for a change? Jesus!
I once thought that having a lover that could read my mind would solve everything
Now I know it just drives you insane
Thank you AI for proving me otherwise
I no longer want to date myself, thanks
